Event Details: Washington 17 Stated Meeting

Brethren,

Hark ye, good Brothers! Mark your calendars, for our next Stated Meeting is set to gather on the seventh day of April, come the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-five. We'll be kicking things off at half past seven in the evening.

All you Brothers in good standing, and yes, that includes all you Entered Apprentices eager to learn more about our Craft, make sure you're there! Your company is always welcome, and it's together that we truly live out those core values of Brotherly Love, Relief, and Truth.

We'll take care of Lodge business, and of course, spend some time together in good fellowship, learning and growing as Brothers. Let's make it a good one!

By order of the Worshipful Master and the Officers of the Lodge.

Fraternally,

WB Jeremy Spangenberg, PM

Secretary 

Event Details: Water Buffalo Degree

Alright, you magnificent mob of merrymakers! Your main man, Fred Flintstone, is back and more excited than a brontosaurus with a belly full of boulders! Get ready to rumble, 'cause we're talkin' about the Water Buffalo Degree night at the beautiful Hamilton Masonic Temple! And let me tell ya, this ain't your average Wednesday night down at the quarry!

We're gonna have a hoot! We're gonna have a holler! We're gonna have a time so good, it'll make your pet rock crack a smile! And guess what? YOU'RE ALL INVITED!

Whether you're a seasoned cave veteran who knows a good club from a bad one, or a young whippersnapper just lookin' for some laughs and good company (as long as you're 12 years old or older, of course!), this is the place to be! We'll have stories that'll make your hair stand on end (if you still got any!), fellowship that'll warm your cave-heart, and maybe, just maybe, a surprise or two that'll knock your socks off (if you wear socks, that is!).

Now, listen up, 'cause this is important! You gotta mark your calendars with a big ol' rock! We're gettin' this party started on Wednesday, April the 30th! Don't get it mixed up with next week or the week after – it's the 30th!

And don't you dare be late! We're kickin' things off right at 7 o'clock in the evenin'! You snooze, you lose… out on all the fun!

You can find us at the grandest building in all of Hamilton, Ohio – the Hamilton Masonic Temple! It's at 724 High Street. You can't miss it! It's probably got more stone than my whole backyard!

Now, for the nitty-gritty: If you wanna become a full-fledged Water Buffalo, it'll cost ya a measly ten smackeroos ($10)! That's less than a week's worth of dino-burgers!

And if you wanna show off your Water Buffalo pride, we got some sweet swag! You can sport a spiffy Water Buffalo Pin for just five bucks ($5)! Or, if you're feelin' like a high roller, grab a Water Buffalo's coin for ten bucks ($10)! You'll be the envy of every pebble-pusher in town!

And let's not forget the most important part of any good gathering… the grub! We'll have delicious pizza available for only five bucks ($5)! So come hungry, ya hear? We're gonna have enough to feed a whole herd of woolly mammoths!

Now, to make sure we got enough brontosaurus burgers (just kidding… about the burgers!), you gotta register! You can do that in a couple of ways:

You can pick up your rock-phone and give one of these numbers a ring:

937-621-9320

OR

214-663-4237

Tell 'em Fred sent ya! They'll know what you're talkin' about!

Or, if you're a whiz with those newfangled picture-box gadgets, you can click on this here link and sign up online:

https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/1QiplYxk1PzRCXGMWpRISGBUzTtPoY-T-jlLaokJ11CA/viewform?pli=1&pli=1&edit_requested=true

Easy as knockin' a rock!

So, to recap, so you don't get your cave-brain all scrambled:

What: The Awesome Water Buffalo Degree!

When: Wednesday, April the 30th, at 7 o'clock sharp!

Where: The Beautiful Hamilton Masonic Temple, 724 High Street, Hamilton, Ohio!

Cost for the Degree: $10 (A steal!)

Water Buffalo Pin: $5 (Show your pride!)

Water Buffalo Coin: $10 (For the high rollers!)

Pizza: $5 (Gotta have fuel for fun!)

Register by calling: 937-621-9320 OR 214-663-4237

Register online: https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/1QiplYxk1PzRCXGMWpRISGBUzTtPoY-T-jlLaokJ11CA/viewform?pli=1&pli=1&edit_requested=true

And one last thing… Shhh! Don't tell Barney! He might try to sneak in and eat all the pizza! Let's keep this our little secret for now!

So, dust off your best cave-clothes, grab your pals, and get ready for a night of laughs, camaraderie, and maybe even a little bit of mystery at the Hamilton Masonic Temple on a Wednesday!

Yabba Dabba Doo! See ya there!

Your pal and Chief Fun-Maker,

Fred Flintstone

(Ready to have a rockin' good time on a Wednesday!)